Archive - Amy Explains

The Amy Explains graveyard

I'm clearing out my drafts

Oct 17 •

April 2024

How not to launch a paywall: A Watcher retrospective

*Jesse Eisenberg as Mark Zuckerberg voice* You're gonna blame me because you were the business head of the company and you made a bad business deal with…

Apr 26 •

February 2024

A formal apology to Sydney Sweeney

I'll pack up my desk

Feb 8 •

January 2024

But can someone tell me who the real Agent Argylle is, please?

Jan 30 •

October 2022

You're telling me a michael waved this macking cheese?

An exclusive interview

Oct 4, 2022 •

September 2022

The Try Guys try kicking out Ned

A lesson on parasocial relationships and Wife Guys

Sep 27, 2022 •

This is MY Oscars slap

Everything that happened at the "Don't Worry Darling" premiere

Sep 6, 2022 •

August 2022

You should worry darling!!

A definitive timeline

Aug 27, 2022 •

June 2022

I need to talk about the 2011 Chris Evans GQ profile

The latest edition of "Old internet things that I think about at least once a month"

Jun 16, 2022 •

April 2022

Whatever this is

I have never heard the word "audience" in my entire life

Apr 13, 2022 •

March 2022

All of the crazy stuff that happened at the Oscars that wasn't Will Smith slapping Chris Rock in the face

I hope you have an LA Times subscription bc that's all I'm hyperlinking tonight!

Mar 29, 2022 •

February 2022

Welcome to the Vibe Shift

I will somehow figure out how to blame this on the word "cheugy"

Feb 16, 2022 •

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